Automation

Wright Brothers discovered a bright thing

by making our brains look like a unit box.

I don't know how much humans have gained

out of it but surely its made our life little simpler

than before anyone could have even thought 

about it.

Regards,

Tuli 

Automaton

No one thought, tomorrow there will

be a change in the air,

Some thought life is going to be 

simple same like any other person,

Suddenly came air of killing each other,

again, people thought may be out of

ignorance,

But it was birth of a common man who

woke up in disguise,

I wish he remains the same till he lasts for

many more births to come in future.

Let the competition die,

not the man.

Regards,

Tuli

Automobile

One day my husband came from office,

and said Darling, there is surprise for you,

I asked him what is that,

he said, I bought a driver for you,

I asked him what's his name, 

He said driver.

I could'nt understand its meaning,

He said, I bought a driver,

I said thank you.

Regards,

Tuli

Automotive

When I first learnt to ride cycle,

not a single moment, I remember,

when I fell and got hurt on my knee,

but when I finished taking up courage,

I fell badly on brakes.

In practice, when I rode life,

I experienced one thing, Life is just about

living brakes, which I am not good at.

Regards,

Tuli 

Autonomous

Tomorrow when my son will grow

up, he will not grow up to be 

Indian,

He will grow up to be son of India.

Regards,

Tuli

Autonomy

Tomorrow there was a article in the

newspaper saying, People are going

to severely get infected by Swine Flew.

It was brought in a public for a month's

mass awareness,

I thought some kind of a talk,

Later, when I checked my bank account,

I found my account at a floating rate,

My manager told me, I hope you are

sincerely aware of its cause,

I said, I am aware of my deposit and

its said agreement, 

but, I am not aware of its division,

He said you must be joking,

I asked him for his Bank account.

Regards,

Tuli

Autopsy

Once a man told me, I'll find you dead by this

time tomorrow,

I said, you must have dreamt something stupid,

He said, By God, I am going to do that,

I said fine All the Best with that thought,

Next day morning he came to me and

said now die,

I said why,

He said your account is being

given as a treat for others to make savings

for a long period of time,

I said serve me my delight now.

Regards,

Tuli