Au Pair

We appointed a women of similar
category,
I was impressed with her attitude,
Now she is the boss,
I am just a letter of credit.

Regards,


Tuli

Aura

I was called for a dinner once,

I dressed up spending Rs 10,000/-

My husband did not comment on it,

I wondered why he did so,

after three years of my life, I

knew why he allowed,

It was not his money,

It was my money

Regards,

Tuli

Aura

I was called for a dinner once,

I dressed up spending Rs 10,000/-

My husband did not comment on it,

I wondered why he did so,

after three years of my life, I got to

know why he allowed,

It was not his money,

It was my money

Regards,

Tuli

Aural

My father has got this hearing problem

My husband told me, Its good he has 

got this problem,

I said why you are suggesting that

He said, if he hears sharp you might

loose your share,

I said ok then what I will do, 

I will share my mind with him.

Regards,

Tuli

Aureaole

Last week, I received a letter from my bank

saying my account is held for others to merry on

please advice,

I replied back saying,

My focus was customised, 

I had no other way than making others  think

whatever they wish.

Regards,

Tuli

Au Revoir

I am spreading goodbye to all

who think 2010 has to welcome

2011,

So all you respective members of

2011, Please note the shortfall,

because summer is waiting to hug

you all a big time,

I am anxiously waiting for new arrivals,

Lets see how fare my judgement works

for all newcomers.

Regards,

Tuli

Auricle

There is celebration in air,

which says new year is on hook,

work the auricle to feel

music to merry with,

distract the demon in you and make

others feel the soothe

Layout the ellipse not for your fun

but for others who think life is easy.

Regards,

Tuli

Aurora Australis

Very recently, I wrote about this word

instead of me writing about the direction

of gases,

I just stop my creativity here by saying

no time for repeatition.

Regards,

Tuli

Aurora Borealis

Lights look great in clubs

to have people flock in,

when people start bringing

fun into action then comes the Aurora Borealis.

Regards,

Tuli

Auspice

One day a lady had come in my dream,

she asked me, what you want as a boon

from me,

I said, do I know you,

She said no but after you tell me

what you want you will surely

recognize me,

I said no thanks, I don't talk to strangers

she insisted,

I said, when you are insisting me so much

for your pleasure,

I would say, In boon, I want nothing.

Regards,

Tuli

Auspicious

I thought growing about this kind of success

in my past years,

At the end of all my effort, 

One day, I realized, 

It was plain smart work that brings

home reward,

rest is just talk.

Regards,

Tuli

Aussie

To the earth, I say, I am no more,

To the sand, I say, I am no more,

What will water say,

It will say, I know, you are no more.

Regards,

Tuli

Austere

There was a time, when I followed

dutifully everything according to 

our standard,

Then one day, I thought, now 

its time to make others do what

I did years back.

Regards,

Tuli

Austerity

I was born in a environment matched to 

this word austerity,

It looked plain and simple to our neighbours

who lived with us, 

but actually their understanding is beyond

ours abc,

In short, what I mean to say is,

I like this word if taken in healthy

and postive way.

Regards,

Tuli 

Australasian

Once, I had a dinner with a foreigner,

who addressed me as Australasian,

My response was "Hello"

He conversed me talking about their culture,

My response was listening to you, Sir,

At the end, he said, Indians are expensive,

I replied him saying,

please come visit us.

Regards,

Tuli

Australian

I met a Australian with a hat,

he asked me, Madam, where can

I find a hat like this,

I said, Sir, please talk to me

in hindi, I don't understand

what you say,

He repeated those words

again,

I said, Sir, Namaste India.

Regards,

Tuli

Australian Rules

Once a newly married couple asked me

what does  "Australian Rules" means,

I said, please enjoy your happiness,

Her husband forced me, no please madam

tell me, what does it means,

I said, Sir,

please refer to Oxford Dictionary.

Regards

Tuli

Austrian

There was a place which use to remind me of
austia,
Why?
Because it surprised me with Australia


Regards,


Tuli

Autarky

As a kid, I use to dream of being

super special in everything I did,

and when I use to fail meet what 

I wanted,

I use to leave the situation

in search of things I liked doing the most,

in short, I use to travel lot of corners

having no money with me.

doing this I got married, and have a

kid son,

now, I would not mind doing the

same thing I did when I was a kid,

but here, things will be little different

to which I left long back.

Regards,

Tuli

Authentic

Tomorrow there will be a drama, 

on which my husband will play

the lead.

A hero,

whose born again to take revenge of

his wife's sudden death,

The reason of her killing will be

sword tomorrow on her death 

bed.

Regards,

Tuli

Author

Very recently, I have started

a home workshop on making ideas

to change the existing condition

of sports,

It something like, 

Experience a situation and write

about its feeling and not its emotion,

I call it as a burning issue.

Regards,

Tuli

Authoritarian

I dream't once, people asking for alms 

and support for their living,

I woke up with a shriek,

My husband asked me, what happened,

I said, I was called for a support in my dream.

He said, please go help the needy,

I said, so help me.

Regards,

Tuli  

Authoritative

Things are fine and neat with me,

I prefer it this way,

since, I am aware of my surrounding,

I will not embarass you showing

new development's at your cost.

Regards,

Tuli

Authority

Last evening, I tried doing this to my friend

sister,

I told her, Please wear your make up fast,

I need to catch a V.T local

She said didi today is sunday.

Regards,

Tuli

Authorize

Once, I was broke in my struggling

years,

I asked for a favour to my friend

I asked her, leela, why don't you

share your laurels with me.

She said, If I do that you then

you will look like me,

I said true,

but I also replied, 

after knowing it's hidden secret,

I might look like Einstien.

Regards,

Tuli

Authorized Version

I thought Bible is for them who

love mankind.

I hope, I am not wrong in understanding

its true mean.

Regards,

Tuli

Autism

Not a time ago, I met someone who 

went through this condition,

He was not very old suffering from

a disease like this,

I asked my husband what is

the cure, He said please don't

trouble him.

Regards,

Tuli

Auto

There will come one day when

birds instead of greeting us morning,

They will say someone else will do

on behalf of us, Let's not wake up

to make sound.

but to make them a foreigner.

Regards,

Tuli

Autobiography

No one thought a country's art's going to 

bring never ending profit,

few good men carried burden of killing

oneself to try what they truly thought 

would work wonders, we can see

there account shipped in our country's

Flag.

Regards,

Tuli

Autoclave

Just now, I fixed my idea into a flow chart

of my very recent discovery,

My fellow member were impressed with

my handicraft, they asked me to further

process it into action,

It turned out graceful in hands of bodycraft.

Regards,

Tuli

Autocracy

Very recently, I travelled to a known place

with cups of word in my head.

I had gone there thinking of having fun with 

life

but nature forced me to work for the states 

Art and Culture.

I have found a treasure here, I would like my

states military to bring my found treasure

in autocracy.

Regards,

Tuli

Autocrat

No going on the sands of great treasure,

walking will not be fun,

No going on minds of other people,

there confusion will be your destiny

and life a great mystry.

Regards,

Tuli

Autodidact

In neolithic times, man doesnt use

words for pointing things according

to the requirement.

He does it by making proposal

to divert the buyers mind to the

atmospheric pressure,

I am getting to the core details of

strategies and not in my ideologies.

Regards,

Tuli