Autograph

Nature thought, I am great wonder for

human life.

These many day's I thought,

I am one of them.

Regards,

Tuli

Autoimmune

Is this a disease?

if it is let the world be 

together to help strengthen it's 

mechanism courageously.

Regards,

Tuli

Automate

My friend once gifted me a problem,

I said, no thank you, 

solve it on your own,

He said, I tried doing it for years

but my energies are at the verge

of collapsing height, please help,

I looked at the problem the 

the solution of the above was

Please have your seat.

Regards,

Tuli

Automated Teller Machine

When this system first came in ,

and we were given to access,

It was like our owned piggie bank,

break it, use it to answer no question,

and now its like keep it to forget it,

because money not controlled then

respect not found either.

Regards,

Tuli

Automatic

One day my son told me, mum you

are growing old now,

please leave me alone.

I said ok.

Regards,

Tuli

Automatic Pilot

Very recently, I read about my swipe card,

I was amazed with its procedure,

My friend said, you don't even know about it

I said, why don't you pay fine towards me

of not informing thing's in personal.

He replied me back saying,

I am your friend not your business partner.

Regards,

Tuli

Automation

Wright Brothers discovered a bright thing

by making our brains look like a unit box.

I don't know how much humans have gained

out of it but surely its made our life little simpler

than before anyone could have even thought 

about it.

Regards,

Tuli 

Automaton

No one thought, tomorrow there will

be a change in the air,

Some thought life is going to be 

simple same like any other person,

Suddenly came air of killing each other,

again, people thought may be out of

ignorance,

But it was birth of a common man who

woke up in disguise,

I wish he remains the same till he lasts for

many more births to come in future.

Let the competition die,

not the man.

Regards,

Tuli

Automobile

One day my husband came from office,

and said Darling, there is surprise for you,

I asked him what is that,

he said, I bought a driver for you,

I asked him what's his name, 

He said driver.

I could'nt understand its meaning,

He said, I bought a driver,

I said thank you.

Regards,

Tuli

Automotive

When I first learnt to ride cycle,

not a single moment, I remember,

when I fell and got hurt on my knee,

but when I finished taking up courage,

I fell badly on brakes.

In practice, when I rode life,

I experienced one thing, Life is just about

living brakes, which I am not good at.

Regards,

Tuli 

Autonomous

Tomorrow when my son will grow

up, he will not grow up to be 

Indian,

He will grow up to be son of India.

Regards,

Tuli

Autonomy

Tomorrow there was a article in the

newspaper saying, People are going

to severely get infected by Swine Flew.

It was brought in a public for a month's

mass awareness,

I thought some kind of a talk,

Later, when I checked my bank account,

I found my account at a floating rate,

My manager told me, I hope you are

sincerely aware of its cause,

I said, I am aware of my deposit and

its said agreement, 

but, I am not aware of its division,

He said you must be joking,

I asked him for his Bank account.

Regards,

Tuli

Autopsy

Once a man told me, I'll find you dead by this

time tomorrow,

I said, you must have dreamt something stupid,

He said, By God, I am going to do that,

I said fine All the Best with that thought,

Next day morning he came to me and

said now die,

I said why,

He said your account is being

given as a treat for others to make savings

for a long period of time,

I said serve me my delight now.

Regards,

Tuli

Autumn

I was born during autumn,

My mom was very happy having

me as her daughter,

According to them, I helped a lot

in managing their economy,

I got married and conceived a

Baby Boy,

He grew up to be five now,

One day he said Mumma, 

I will grow up to be August and not

summers.

Regards,

Tuli

Auxiliary

One day a small girl called me saying,

Madam, from tomorrow on there will be

no darkness in your room,

I asked her why is that so,

she said ,

Light is on testing.

Regards,

Tuli

Auxiliary Verb

Money is saying something critical,

Its saying,

Bankers are going to tough

our living by raising inflation for

regulars,

and easy for the borrowers,

Labours should practice wearing

darkness on them because 

inflation is not going to care 

eclipse.

Regards,

Tuli

Avail

Last monday, I bought four stock

at a rate of 4 billion.

Tomorrow when I went ahead to transact

more on the same stock,

I found no bidder on the list,

Next morning when I woke to open

door for newspaper,

I was captured by media for having highest

number of virgin stock.

Regards,

Tuli

Available

Man never said he is available,

he said, I am busy,

I never said, I am impossible,

I asked them give me the same 

job.

Regards,

Tuli

Avalanche

No one desires to see themselves in

a embarrasing position,

and no one has that much time to

make everyone look like them.

Real test is not to present yourself

as "Miss India"

Real test is to bring the crown home.

Regards,

Tuli

Avant-Garde

Sometimes, I wonder how new things

come and become so popular.

I brought this thought in many people,

One day doing this,

I came to a conclusion, and it was

Those people are born with blessing's of almighty.

Regards,

Tuli

Avarice

Having a great adventure once,

when I came home, looked around

my locale, I felt quiet ashamed of

things around me.

I felt regretful of having talents,

I thought what my talents are for 

when I cant make people look like 

me, I thought of giving up my interest's

for my family,

My beginning was shameful, same as 

my surrounding, but I hold my grace

for the idea of "Practice Makes Man Perfect"

Regards,

Tuli

Avaricious

One day, I was very angry on myself,

I came home and started shutting down

all the centres from where I get connected

to people,

My husband came home asking,

why is it that you have to keep yourself

away from people,

I said people are very much interested in

picking snacks which are available in 

cheaper price, but they are not ready

to allow others to enjoy the same.

Regards,

Tuli 

Avatar

Once a friend advised me, 

why don't you do something

about your personality,

I told her, please advise,

she said why dont you start practicing 

things you like doing,

I said fine, I will try that,

after a month, she met me

and said,

I found some changes in your personality,

I said tell me about that change,

She said you are not the person I

met,

I said, I am divorced.

Regards,

Tuli

Ave Maria

Once my husband quite usually performed

his regular prayer and came to me,

I asked him swami what happened for you 

to wink,

He said, cant I make gestures to my dear

wife,

I said yes, certainly,

He said you know my prayers are turning

into reality,

I asked him how,

He said tomorrow you will come to know

about it,

I said swami, I cant wait for tomorrow 

you please help me to overcome my curiosity,

He said tomorrow is "The day, of having key's

to our new house.

Regards,

Tuli

Avenge

Once a learned man told me make

life easy and not a footpath for 

people who walk only thinking,

I asked him kindly, Sir, what do you mean,

He said don't work for others,

Enjoy Life.

Regards,

Tuli