Allah Karim

Last night, I thought of making butter chicken

so, Today in the morning, I thought of making

thing's fast and keeping myself free for that 

experiment.

I dressed quickly to run in the store to

get necessary things required for the 

dish.

Got home with the same speed started cooking,

after cooking, when I saw the label of the items, 

I saw instead of using butter, 

I used cheese and instead of using

cream, I used other version of cheese,

So instead of making Allah Karim

I made cheesie chicken cream.

Regards,

Tuli

I have already taken a shot

Mother, I am Blood Thirsty,

I am striving hard, to quench

my chastity.

My power, I got back by shooting self.

I am my slave, till then, I don't agree procedure

I will pick rigidity,

I am here to win, not make other's look like

a winner.

Regards,

Tuli

Foot Mark

The life of a individual is based 

on his own foot mark.

If you step a wrong choice dont

expect to have a good fortune.

Regards,

Tuli

Hunter's epic

The cause are if that hurtful,
then imagine the effect based.
God's play, I am in, how can
you bring yourself in.

Regards,

Tuli

I know

Pour your inner capabilities as much as

you can,

Tomorrow they say will surely come to 

an end because I am not interested in 

living the 21st century.

Regards,

Tuli

Wrong denomination

The value of any number begins

with statement of logic and not 

contradictory issues or insights.

If you come across as piece of 

crap and the number comes as bonanza

then turn yourself to another statement.

Regards,

Tuli

Loner

Everytime, we see thing's happening

to which we fail to understand why

it's creating so much of problem.

Are the manager's that incompetant

in dealing with their concern,

or one should adopt a low profile.

Be independent to apply such

rule.

Regards,

Tuli

A fish in a wrong hand

Once a fish caught in the net,

she was caught to fry and eat it with spice.

but what I saw was, she was

misplaced and was eaten
by cats and dogs.

Regards,

Tuli

Thy City Day and Night

My city doesn't ask me question's which 

makes no sense to me,

My night's are as peaceful as my heart

should be.

My city reflects me.

I love my city and my home.

Regards,

Tuli

Double digit accomodation

Gathering's of all fun and to meet a good end,

is extremely difficult to organize as well

as amend.

Solution are handy but quality is expensive.

Infrastructure availability is possible but to

meet those condition,

Power don't buy talk, Only thing left is money,

I am saving it.

Regards,

Tuli

My comedy show

A man watching daily shows,

once got up and said now its too much,

I will make my own show.

His daughter said daddy, you know, how

much will it cost?

He said, 

when TRP ratings will show nil, 

I will take your help.

Regards,

Tuli 

Downtime

Long time back when it was a downtime,

Labour's use to stayback at gates without

food and money.

Out of which only few were the lucky one's 

to get through and others kept fighting

The ones who made big, where labour's 

in need and rest had properties.

Regards,

Tuli

Everything is changing even a dog's bark

Once a dog barked saying "Cock a doodle doo"

I told my friend,

Hey look the dog has changed

his speech,

He said don't you think equally animal's have right to

change.

Regards,

Tuli

Book Comment

Life of some collective individual's

when put to play tough, how can

they shrug away with such a comment.

Once found you being played as 

just a kid next door,

To emit such unimportant comment,

you need to track yourself first and

see whether comments were placed

correctly or they were just a comment.

Regards,

Tuli

Pride and Pleasure

I wonder why things flow in different direction,

when direction are already decided by us.

Is it that the choice of going to those things

we choose becomes harsh on us and make

us feel nowhere or quite apparent are our

ability for others to be our boss.

This question has always lingered to lot of people

and it has equally attacked me,

The intelligence between picking up the 

right pride is a individual perception and

this makes us take immense pleasure on those 

pick is our of course credibility.

To work on those path should be our attitude

to make it look like a achievement and

not discouragement.

Regards,

Tuli

Planning costs billion

Someone, Once told me the world is coming to 

an end,

I said you are wrong,

Now we are not victims,

We are Master's of such creation,

We plan it, We support it, 

We pay.

Regards,

Tuli

Do it now I am not wanting to do what I like to do the most

I thought of playing a role of a man who

thought life is a matter of wise decisions.

I kept doing things, I liked doing the most,

I was very timid in losing, what I thought should

be my score.

Continued to do thing's all by myself,

One day, I thought of making someone else do

what I do,

I resigned, and now I am happy.

Regards,

Tuli

Lightning wolf

Star's speak about my foolishness

about knowing them as stars.

Tomorrow, when I look up to them,

I will say to myself,

Star's are for them who think there life

in darkness,

and for me there is day's hard work,

I am not looking at you, because

I don't live in dark.

Regards,

Tuli

Journey to Absurdity

One day, when I was travelling by train,

I saw a girl combing her hair,

constantly looking at the mirror, 

each time tried enough to look good,

Somehow, I couldn't hold myself 

asking her, I quickened to ask her,

Hi! Are you dating,

which caste,

She said, I have been called for the interview for 

the third time, I dont know for what.

Regards,

Tuli

Dice

Everytime feeling's get touched by small thing's

how, good those touches are becomes very

difficult for the mind to decide.

No work of mine proves to be satisfied enough

for the intellectual to decide upon me,

I resign that is also not accepted by the mates.

Regards,

Tuli

Political Act

The great talk of today's is,

Recession, Economic Recovery,

Fiscal Consolidation, 

Growth and Development.

I agree with them completely,

what, I don't agree is discussion.

Regards,

Tuli

No kid please

I was born to live other's life,

One day, I got frustrated and

said from tomorrow on, no child 

should be brought on this planet.

Regards,

Tuli

I do have a heart

There was this man, who thought saying let's 

challenge the impossible.

He forgot one thing doing this,

Human Being do have a heart.

Regards,

Tuli

Using Techniques

I was once asked to prove my capabilities,

I answered back saying,

I don't keep time for proving them,

I keep time for learning new skills.

Regards,

Tuli

My Idea of strong branding

Class of every successful unit

goes with people's grace of bringing

it to the market.

To pick them you need to not just

satisfy them with talk's but allow them with

freedom to choose what should

be good for every one. for eg,

Cup of encouragement and lot's of author's

Regards,

Tuli

Two same, Make's one fail

Melodies they only talk about culture,

They say, we have found same similarities 

within each other,

I asked them show me that sheet,

They said, Don't you trust me,

I said, I am in business,

They said, Similarities don't make each

other feel at ease, They make us

powerful enemies,

I said then tomorrow, when

I am ahead of you 

You don't look at me.

Regards,

Tuli

I am not team

I use pen to write future,

You, to write others,

The difference between us

and the other's are they are team

and for me it is impossible to get there.

Regards,

Tuli

Know's nothing about break's

A man on a highway to make fortune,

He made as he thought his future be.

His life turned with lot of secret's

Out of which one secret made his

life a story of self.

He played being one until he realized

He is just working.

Regards,

Tuli

Going

The gist of our togetherness has to show

up to match our depth for each other,

How far will I go to meet my expectation,

I am going to look for those abilities till

I do it all alone.

Regards,

Tuli

I am content

Rest to make other's content,

Come back to make your loved

one's secure.

Regards,

Tuli

Owner's mistake

Thing's don't stop to bring back those

same condition,

It changes to get a different situation,

How good those cause be, It should

be for the mind to decide, 

Drawing any conclusion out of some

poor thought should be a matter of rejecting

somethings for ever,

Future doesn't behold dividends of hardwork

sometimes it's just a dwell.

Regards,

Tuli 

Fact's Figure's and Strategies

A market opened to sell their art

of fantasy,

Sold great amount of fantasies,

Enjoyed myself too having those 

fantasies,

When the time came of paying 

those fantasy,

I was left with doctor's stripping my

body.

Regards,

Tuli

Religious

My school taught me, every morning 

get up and do your prayer,

I obeyed that instruction religiously,

Something happened one day,

and instead of saying "Om Namah Shivay

I said, 

I love you.

Regards,

Tuli

Ethnic

I was in love with myself manier times in the past,

My family asked me, daughter Its, 

time for you to get married,

I said fine, get me the most poorest guy on

this earth.

Regards,

Tuli

Racial

There was this genius once 

called for a interview,

The question put to him was,

What do you think about chess,

He said the spelling of Chess is

Board.

Regards,

Tuli

Ideological

One day a social scientist tried to preach,

Peace and Harmony in a relationship,

I told him, I can buy you, but I cant

buy them.

Regards,

Tuli

Philosophical

In Gita Science they say,

In all condition one should 

remain cheerful,

So I asked myself, when did

I cry last.

Regards,

Tuli

Politic's

When you don't know to draw

success for other's 

What makes you think you will be

a good service provider.

Regards,

Tuli

I thought

Their was this saint once asked

swamiji, why are you always cheerful?

He said, Son, because, 

I am not like you.

Regards,

Tuli

Get caught in your own net

My power of youthful beauty is something

which is never ending,

Losing into something out of other's disastrous

creation is not my style of living,

My direction is to let them fall into their trap

not me falling into them.

Regards,

Tuli

Experimentation

The best of stupidity can be ruled with

best of CNS,

so next time when you try something excellent,

work it on self to make a effect.

Regards,

Tuli

Knot

When the scope start meddling around in

categories of human past,

and no much, one can do to put thing's together

then the best possible way is, give life to

someone who want's to nurture it,

If that can bring little peace in strengthening

the foundation,

Shying oneself away from such beautiful and

honest cause will show your capability. 

Regards,

Tuli

Lone weekend to continue till you get a final result

A frustation set's one to jewel of wisdom

where cobra's are the guard.

When the entrance is instant,

then the result should be as poisonous as

the other entrance be,

Life will lit those frustation in no matter.

Regards,

Tuli

I am no one

Tomorrow when you think you

are being pushed to dig bones

of dead species,

don't consider your luck to

be a begger's luck

It will be the boon on which 

you will light thousand other's.

I hope to see you getting there

independently.

Regards,

Tuli 

Light future's with knowledge

Once a sanity found serving demand's

to them about whom she knew nothing.

Doing this, she got worn and asked 

herself for a solution.

Thinking all way long she came to a 

solution,

It begin's like,

Tomorrow when you think of serving 

don't serve people with whom you 

will have to begin from scratch.

Serve them who know what it takes

to get there.

Regards,

Tuli

God's Heaven

There was this ancient music of

Krishna hamare Dwar

playing on our music channel,

I asked a music lover,

what's going on in MTV,

He said Mother India, 

The media industry have started

putting a new medium in these channel,

I asked him what medium,

He said Bol Hari, 

Ram Krishna Hari

Regards,

Tuli

Money is not a problem

They say life has showered wealth so

make the best of it,

I say wealth, 

and then in next moment,

I say, 

Mamu subha ho gayi

Regards,

Tuli

She doesn't need to know her mistake

There is world waiting to try hands

on beautiful thing's 

My Dear,

Life is not that easy for us to gamble with,

I am here, you think, 

You can try your luck on me.

I think, you need to keep a  

check on your capability.

Regards,

Tuli

Are you Joking

One day, while writing something which

I usually do,

I wrote, something like this,
Man are brought on this earth

to serve humanity,

My freind read and said

Sweetheart, you are wrong

they are brought on this earth
to kill humanity.

Regards,

Tuli

My date has come

Once a man told me, when you get angry 

close your eyes and

pray to Allah Jesus or Ram,

I did this, the very next day,

The one who was the cause for 

me to chant them,

called up and said tomorrow is 

a farewell party,

I asked for what,

He said you will no longer get angry.

Regards,

Tuli

Its our responsibility

Any damage caused by known individual 

and brought into picture to show us the 

effect, should not only be compensated 

by us but given the utmost care from

us to heal them from root, and not put

them  through such trouble for life

Regards,

Tuli

I might be a help to you

Your mental status comes out in your lifestyle,

you don't have to actually dig yourself in, to

advocate your tribulation to the world,

it comes out in features made by your self.

So everyone know's what's going on in your

world, It's a clear picture by a simple Hie.

Regards,

Tuli

Light or Sound

Sound of depression should not be

so clear that it makes the atmosphere

sail into the same condition,

and the world to be ruled by our devices,

The action were not our fruit just,

they were portrayed in a way for us

work it out for them.

Regards,

Tuli

We are rated as idiot's

A message of break, in a system to show

the acceptance of a misunderstanding

or a reasoning.

Advisor's are not included in such meet

because the are rated as idiot's 

or you can explain it saying,

you have suggested,

why not show how it feel's to get there,

So, here comes, 

we live to enjoy life

on our terms without disturbing any system,

You agree to satisfy your target to put a

show of saying,

We don't care it's been suggesgted.

Regards,

Tuli

Evangelical Women and the Power of Submission

This topic suggest's get the world

revolve in species of Goddamm

nationalist, who believe doing

this can bring them fame,

in tools of hidden source to

which their subordinates will

weigh half their creation.

Nothing much to say except

keep winning rewards on planet earth.

Regards,

Tuli

Digital

Watch your step is a long story 

everyone knows that,

otherwise digital's are readily 

available.

Regards,

Tuli

Expenditures are plenty

One day a father came to me asking,

I want to share life with penny's

I said fine you can do that,

Then another day he came back

to me again,

and conveyed a message

I said, I don't have time for that.

Regards,

Tuli

A cellular advice

Can't stand the reflection of your creation,

then from tomorrow, 

the life will be shared with

Law and justice,

Where question's will be question

of validity and not just any question

and cell will not be the rent,

But the authority, it's already started

Match the warmth.

Regards,

Tuli

Take a pick

You can have fun with doors which will

be opened by servant's and scavenger's

but not with them who play death.

You can buy a rub of your kind.

Regards,

Tuli

Not just any money

No the stand that was being taken was your call,
The stand which,
I will take will be mine absolutely,
The widespread of accumulating wealth is a good
thing to do,
What about living up to those demands,
Live in.

Regards,

Tuli

I am just making you comfortable

Packaging to the extent of delivering

goods on door step, might give you

little idea of whom you are dealing with,

Getting a perspective is a good deal,

but what about 

your talents on them,

Am I making sense?

Regards,

Tuli

How about Pyramids?

There are sand dunes waiting for

people  like us to  have fun with

them,

I know Egypt, Try experimenting

them once,

You will know your actual 

history.

Regards,

Tuli

Just do it

No wait, my chance will come to
fill glasses in metal's
I am waiting for that event,
When you will order,
Ms, come lets do it.

Regards,

Tuli

Cat

Match yourself to the biggest stardom 

ever, here is the chance,

Tomorrow don't say we did not 

cat you.

Regards,

Tuli

I am certainly thinking of a break

I earned money to bring in gems,

I thought of never having so much heat

as it is, 

for another next moment to come,

I think, I need a big break

Regards,

Tuli

I just bought a shoe

Lovely shoes you have worn with your

dress to impress me,

I will buy the same tomorrow,

But this time, 

I want to be with someone whom

I don't know.

Regards,

Tuli

This can happen to anyone

One dark night there was nobody

at home to protect me,

I went balls to know myself closing my eyes,

doing this, I fell asleep,

Next morning, I woke up, I found myself

next door sleeping next to a Actor who 

just introduced me saying, 

I know you for a long time now,

What I did? do you know

I did was, greeted him "Good Morning"

Its wonderful meeting you.

Regards,

Tuli

I love tamarind

There was this boy who went to

school, to eat tamarind's on thela 

gadi.

I wondered why he does this,

he can have it sitting home,

He said, I know,

But do you know there are lock and key

available in the market.

Regards,

Tuli

Squash

There was this lady who once asked

me,

I wonder why fishes are found in 

water and not on land,

I said they where does water forms.

Regards,

Tuli

A Spank

Eat to spit on your grave,

Doctor's don't buy patient's

Who are found guilty.

Regards,

Tuli

Self Defense

Come to dig yourself to get 

dug in by animals who don't

even know who there master

is.

Regards,

Tuli

Protein and Vitamin's

Have issues and insight's 

knowing ideologies as protein

and not just Mum's Bed stories.

Regards

Tuli

Directly inverse

Incompetent work culture

produce microbes to infect

nation's cause, 

Since you have shown

immense courage in doing 

what you did, produce slaughters to run the 

morgue.

Regards,

Tuli

Decide it now

Oh why not come and have whatever you

want any how,

Now then, Now where ,

buckle up courage to suck

as much you have in you 

tomorrow and forever, 

am I clear to you now.

Regards,

Tuli

Renatio nal

Nationalism, has come in form to show

courage in digging non existential facts,

They sound awesome to me,

I am being practical to help myself

enjoy every bit of it with little honesty,

Oh, I am not that honest by the way.

Regards,

Tuli 

I am destiny

I have known life is a sweet poison,

so,

I cried not again,

since, you brought me back, 

I said not this time.

Regards,

Tuli

My mind working on plan's

Season's of glorious event's
come upon to descend natural
calamities of heaven's plan.
To avoid any moment on his
domain becomes a crisis
for emerging economies.

Regards,

Tuli

Oh the fruits of this life

Oh, lord to my glory,

What magic boon, I have received,

I think to shoot fruit, for which,

I receive goods in return of my choice,

Tomorrow, when I come bare to you,

have me as your destiny,

because if you don't you will 

find yourself fighting with a storm

and in no way you can find a way out

of it.

Regards,

Tuli