Awl

One day, I found a nail in the corridor,

I ignored it.

Next day same nail was kept

in the corridor.

I ignored it.

Third day, same story.

Fourth day, I happened to ask

the society watchman,

why the dirt has not been cleared

from the corridor, 

He said this is not my part of the

job.

Regards,

Tuli

Awn

I thought when my baby was born,

I got a great helping hand and my

future is secure seeing his intelligence,

But, now I feel, I should start again,

No wonder all great people think

alike.

Regards,

Tuli

Awning

I thought one day, why not spend little money

on mongers,

I brought this idea in head of my brother's wife,

she agreed, 

she called me and said, I dont mind,

I said,
how much you have in your account.

Regards,

Tuli

Awol

I am here to serve people who 

need me,

I am not here to make a big show

of helping them and putting them

in deep trouble,

I would like to standby my devotion

to people, I care,

and not to make them feel lonely,

after giving a helping hand.

Regards,

Tuli

Awry

One day while sitting on banks of Kaveri,

I heard a beautiful bird singing Sare Gama Pa,

I wondered, how this bird can sing to which,

I tried and failed long back.

there came a genius and said,

I have freed him just now.

Regards,

Tuli 

have an axe to grind

Once a lawyer came to me, he said,

madam, do you want to fight for your

case, 

I said from where you got this knowledge

that I have a case,

He said madam, 

I heard you talking to a lawyer.

Regards,

Tuli

Axil

Incident's don't connect just talking on them

something is surely connected to form or

structure incidences like this.

Joint work is good but what work are you

with?

Regards,

Tuli

Axiom

Once upon a time a little beautiful girl was

coping with her broken heart,

There came a devil, he told her, if you dont

begin with your heart, 

I am going to take away your mind,

She got confused, she thought heart and mind

both are the same,

and she replied him the same, 

The devil said, if both would had been the

same then why I would have told you to

start.

Regards,

Tuli

Axis

One day my boss asked me to

calculate leave of number of employees

and also feed them electronically.

I went desk to desk for help because

this thing was something new for me,

I felt tired and said to myself,

How many employee's forget things.

Regards,

Tuli

Axle

One day a man came up to me

to say he has a axle to fix thousand

solution.

I asked him, Sir what is the problem.

Regards,

Tuli

Ayatollah

Hard work of all fellow citizen

is blessed, and are called

here to honour them personally.

All love and waiting, I take this

labour in my stride.

Regards,

Tuli

Aye

Aye Aye this is me, 

don't you dare avoid me,

I have come from Heaven's

to teach you a rhyme.

I am your new teacher please

stand up and repeat things, I 

teach you everyone leaving home with

my baby siddhant.

Aye Aye this is me, c'mmon

now say,

I am Ram, I am a good boy,

I llisten to my mother, eat her

lunch, Obey her and keep my 

mind onto her feet to become a 

big boy.

Aye Aye this is your new teacher.

Regards,

Tuli

Azalea

A flower whose life is like a smile

Very attractive and very short,

Her scent is charm for others

same like her presence.

I am gifting you my smile, because,

I am yet not big enough,
to gift you a flower.

Regards,

Tuli

Azimuth

I say my love for you is measured looking

at the horizon, My friend correct me

saying then don't look at the horizon,

I asked him why you are saying me

this, 

He said your love is more than

just measurement's

Regards,

Tuli

Here's life want to pick it

Once upon a time there was 

boy who thought living life

will bring happiness to him.

He honestly practiced this 

policy without any argument

or debate.

One fine day, He met life

and his life was full luggage

and left strayed to attract

someone who could take

charge of it.

Regards,

Tuli

Aztec

One day a man asked me

Madam, Do you know my name.

Madam replied, Pardon me,

He asked me once again, 
Madam do you know my name,

I finally replied 

I am not very good with English.

Regards,

Tuli

Please, I beg your pardon

I called thousand times to cloud's 

and wind's

Can you listen to me,

They said, Is Route Ki Sabhi Line

Wyast Hain Kripya Thodi Der

Baad Call Kare.

Regards,

Tuli

I very well remember my past days

One day my friend told me you look

very tired and boring.

I answered him back saying,

you looked the same when you

met me.

Regards,

Tuli

Azure

The Bright Blue colour reminds me

of a dangerous ambition where

your mind takes charge of 

life, which means, 

There is death, 

I know almighty but do you

know,

There's also sacrifice. 

Regards,

Tuli

My Quite Weekend

Electronic weekend with silence

and fun.

No work so no complain,

Great to have days like these

where mind has nothing much

to work on, 

Great ease Quite holiday.

Regards,

Tuli

Complimentry Enclosure

Once a daughter told her aunty,

Oh aunty, I look like you now,

Aunty said, 

Thanks for complimenting

me with your charm.

Regards,

Tuli

I want to lease my mind

I thought wearing a mind brings

elegance to one's life.

What does one know's that

it accompanies trouble alongwith.

Regards,

Tuli

A Well Wisher

A strong message of emotion,

to which there is no way for

me to express a thanksgiving.

I am working every minute to reach

that race, 

The moment, I know,

I am somewhere close to this

hypnotism.

I will try making my well wisher's

practice this same bridge on someone

like me.

Regards,

Tuli

Horsepower

The atmosphere is travelling to

meet a substance 

where human are already existing.

How do, I break in to that

network to show there are

equal force here to meet that

existance.

The criteria to meet here is clear,

what about the entrance, 

should I wait or move on,

that's a puzzle.

Regards,

Tuli

Tomorrow's Puzzle

If bringing a project into reality, as it was asked

or dreamt about,

People around you should be extremely

supportive to help you with

such dream, Otherwise it looks like a 

burden and not a progress.

Regards,

Tuli

Why you Lose at Bridge

I went walking on the bridge 

to see how it feels to walk

on hand tech made.

I told myself, why break 

brain on things, when you

cannot be grounded.

Regards,

Tuli

I got to know my job now

Once a inspector caught me telling 

a rickshaw driver, 

bhaiyyaji don't spit on the road,

helping someone do the right

thing can put me in trouble

came strange to me.

I got angry on the officer,

I asked him, what was wrong in asking 

him to do the right thing,

He said, Lady, I am young and my 

retirement day's are not as soon

as you think should be.

Regards,

Tuli

The Dancing Ball

In my sleep, I see my hardwork,

In my sleep, I see how diffiicult is

to keep the mind at rest.

In my sleep, I promise myself thousand

times, and ask, "Oh Almighty" explain me my past and

my future"

In my sleep, The master say's 

Promise me to keep my teaching's safe,

In my sleep, I Promise him to be truthful

of the stand, I take.

The teaching is "Work is Worship"

Regards,

Tuli

I was the Boss

I have a finest car said a lawyer

his assistant said,

bring that to office tomorrow

I asked him who are you to

talk to me like this,

He said, I want to sit with you 

in the car, 

Lawyer was generous,

he said do you have any idea

where,
I stay,

His assistant said, sir, 

before you could join this

association, 

I was the boss.

Regards,

Tuli

You are currently listed

Once a doctor told me

tomorrow you have a day off,

I asked him why,

He said, I have got a replacement.

Regards,

Tuli