Aviatior

Once a pilot asked me, may I drop you

to your process.

I said, only if you don't mind,

He said, Madam my job is transporting

flocks from one place to another.

Regards,

Tuli

Avid

Tomorrow when the sun rises

to shower its rays, 

don't say, I have a built problem,

because it has come right on your lap.

Regards,

Tuli

Avionics

Today in India, we are celebrating killing of demons,

The most intelligent and corrupt official of our nation.

His doings was nothing but distribution of hatred, greed

and anger.

His killer was exactly the opposite of his doings,

Look at his fortune, he became a star after killing

the devils head of power distribution,

A past remembrance of our Nation's disgrace in

the hands of a simple man.

Regards,

Tuli

Avocado

My son and me had been to the market

once  to pick fruits and vegetables, 

while marketing he said,
mamma, tomorrow my teacher

has called you in the school its very important,

I said, why did not you inform me prior

He said mamma, 

I too forgot to inform you, If you are not

interested, I tell daddy to join the meet.

I told him son, I too forgot to inform you

that daddy will not be coming home 

for some nights.

Regards,

Tuli

Avocet

A bird of this family brought a

message for its fellow members that,

There wont be king lion in the jungle

tomorrow so have freedom as much as you

want,

Everyone called for a dance the next day,

From somewhere Mr. Lion heard this

message,

He said, its a good time to have feast then,

Regards,

Tuli

Avoid

There was a party at my place

quiet recently,

I had worn a nice saree,

My husband too was wearing 

quiet a decent outfit,

Then came the time of showing

some table manners,

I called the waiter to serve

food for the guest,

He replied back saying,

I am one of the joint member

of the guest committee.

Regards,

Tuli

Avoirdupois

Something to measure to its exact

number seems easy for the authors

or the publishers to decide.

I thought some knowledge and facts are

easily available,

what I knew even the great,

leave somethings on decimal.

Regards,

Tuli