Avoid

There was a party at my place

quiet recently,

I had worn a nice saree,

My husband too was wearing 

quiet a decent outfit,

Then came the time of showing

some table manners,

I called the waiter to serve

food for the guest,

He replied back saying,

I am one of the joint member

of the guest committee.

Regards,

Tuli

Avoirdupois

Something to measure to its exact

number seems easy for the authors

or the publishers to decide.

I thought some knowledge and facts are

easily available,

what I knew even the great,

leave somethings on decimal.

Regards,

Tuli

Avow

If the matters don't come straight

then the problem is not something

for you to keep a check on.

Its the responsibility which was

not shouldered as it should have,

Its just any other relationship.

Regards,

Tuli

Avuncular

One day, I met a man he said from tomorrow 

government has announced no tax and no

service,

I thought he is kidding around, 

next day it was in papers.

I thought must be advertisement,

Next morning, I woke up to go to the

market.

I saw the market was running but

stocks were very high.

I thought the article, I read shortly was 

not a advertisement, it was a notice,

I called my agent, 

He was not available,

I called bank,

officers were all busy,

I approached internet,

site was in progress,

I went cold on my feet,

I thought, but, what I thought?

It was just a imagination.

Regards,

Tuli

Awakening

I am in a post of student now,

I am given a job of flying network,

with excellent connectivity and 

double deluxe luxury.

Money much is not given to me,

but all the source is made available

for free.

A puzzle also is put across to me,

I asked my provider what is the 

route,

He said use your visa power.

Regards,

Tuli.

Award

Once a surprize package was sent

at home,

I kept it lying on floor as any other

gift,

After months, I got to knew the gift

was nothing but a authority given

to which,

I was not using for something

worthy.

Regards,

Tuli

Aware

Once on a mike, I heard a announcement,

saying members of respective club,

This is a annnouncement for you that 

everyone has won a privelage gift

with great dividends, 

If you can recollect your surprise investment, please come and

collect your assured gift.

I remembered that, I went ahead to collect

my surprise offer,

The annnouncer was the member himself, he said the rule is

you will have to first mention your deposited amount.

I said it should ideally be 10 lakh.

He said madam, I announced for us giving you

a gift, what I knew you are one who is the

distributor,

Please present this gift to everyone who is the member

of your elite club.

Regards,

Tuli