Avuncular

One day, I met a man he said from tomorrow 

government has announced no tax and no

service,

I thought he is kidding around, 

next day it was in papers.

I thought must be advertisement,

Next morning, I woke up to go to the

market.

I saw the market was running but

stocks were very high.

I thought the article, I read shortly was 

not a advertisement, it was a notice,

I called my agent, 

He was not available,

I called bank,

officers were all busy,

I approached internet,

site was in progress,

I went cold on my feet,

I thought, but, what I thought?

It was just a imagination.

Regards,

Tuli

Awakening

I am in a post of student now,

I am given a job of flying network,

with excellent connectivity and 

double deluxe luxury.

Money much is not given to me,

but all the source is made available

for free.

A puzzle also is put across to me,

I asked my provider what is the 

route,

He said use your visa power.

Regards,

Tuli.

Award

Once a surprize package was sent

at home,

I kept it lying on floor as any other

gift,

After months, I got to knew the gift

was nothing but a authority given

to which,

I was not using for something

worthy.

Regards,

Tuli

Aware

Once on a mike, I heard a announcement,

saying members of respective club,

This is a annnouncement for you that 

everyone has won a privelage gift

with great dividends, 

If you can recollect your surprise investment, please come and

collect your assured gift.

I remembered that, I went ahead to collect

my surprise offer,

The annnouncer was the member himself, he said the rule is

you will have to first mention your deposited amount.

I said it should ideally be 10 lakh.

He said madam, I announced for us giving you

a gift, what I knew you are one who is the

distributor,

Please present this gift to everyone who is the member

of your elite club.

Regards,

Tuli

Awash

Tomorrow when the day comes 

when people inform you or tell you

there is accident in your destiny,

Smile  them back and say 

yeah, you are just near me.

Regards,

Tuli

Away

I thought of a idea of making myself

look little presentable,

only one thing came on my mind was

brighten up hair with a good make up.

equally another thing came on my mind

was, how to invest in this long term project

by making equal profit and adopt this investment
as a lifetime union.

Thinking deeply into it, I came to a idea

of mortgaging my credit card

and making my agent deal with

great management.

Regards,

Tuli

Awesome

I once was called for a interview,

I fared well for indian companies,

I even got a offer letter,

I started working with great enthusiasm,

After six months, my one of my boss

called up and said,

from tomorrow don't eat up my 

brain go help students in your college.

Regards,

Tuli