Away

I thought of a idea of making myself

look little presentable,

only one thing came on my mind was

brighten up hair with a good make up.

equally another thing came on my mind

was, how to invest in this long term project

by making equal profit and adopt this investment
as a lifetime union.

Thinking deeply into it, I came to a idea

of mortgaging my credit card

and making my agent deal with

great management.

Regards,

Tuli

Awesome

I once was called for a interview,

I fared well for indian companies,

I even got a offer letter,

I started working with great enthusiasm,

After six months, my one of my boss

called up and said,

from tomorrow don't eat up my 

brain go help students in your college.

Regards,

Tuli

Aweful

Tomorrow there will come a era

where there will be no common

sense, 

and that time people will start believing

in changing there destiny.

Regards,

Tuli

Awfully

Walking down the street, I saw a dog

brutally beaten,

I came home thinking,

Next day, I saw a cat killed,

I thought that day,

I saw a dog was injured,

today a cat is killed,

what could be the reason,

Next morning, I read in the newspaper,

that a serial killer is found,

and is sentenced for the same,

and there were photographs of

cats and dogs.

Regards,

Tuli

Awhile

Once, I met a engineer repairing his bike,

I asked him when tomorrow comes,

please make your bike wear its 

number plate.

He said, ok, no problem,

next day,

I saw his bike with a nameplate.

But, 

I couldn't see the engineer.

Regards,

Tuli

Awkward

My husband once told me, I am tired of work.

because my workplace is far away from you,

I said, I had chosen that,

He said, I had chosen that too,

then, 

I asked him what is the problem with your choice,

He said, I don't find women like you.

Regards,

Tuli

Awl

One day, I found a nail in the corridor,

I ignored it.

Next day same nail was kept

in the corridor.

I ignored it.

Third day, same story.

Fourth day, I happened to ask

the society watchman,

why the dirt has not been cleared

from the corridor, 

He said this is not my part of the

job.

Regards,

Tuli