Aweful

Tomorrow there will come a era

where there will be no common

sense, 

and that time people will start believing

in changing there destiny.

Regards,

Tuli

Awfully

Walking down the street, I saw a dog

brutally beaten,

I came home thinking,

Next day, I saw a cat killed,

I thought that day,

I saw a dog was injured,

today a cat is killed,

what could be the reason,

Next morning, I read in the newspaper,

that a serial killer is found,

and is sentenced for the same,

and there were photographs of

cats and dogs.

Regards,

Tuli

Awhile

Once, I met a engineer repairing his bike,

I asked him when tomorrow comes,

please make your bike wear its 

number plate.

He said, ok, no problem,

next day,

I saw his bike with a nameplate.

But, 

I couldn't see the engineer.

Regards,

Tuli

Awkward

My husband once told me, I am tired of work.

because my workplace is far away from you,

I said, I had chosen that,

He said, I had chosen that too,

then, 

I asked him what is the problem with your choice,

He said, I don't find women like you.

Regards,

Tuli

Awl

One day, I found a nail in the corridor,

I ignored it.

Next day same nail was kept

in the corridor.

I ignored it.

Third day, same story.

Fourth day, I happened to ask

the society watchman,

why the dirt has not been cleared

from the corridor, 

He said this is not my part of the

job.

Regards,

Tuli

Awn

I thought when my baby was born,

I got a great helping hand and my

future is secure seeing his intelligence,

But, now I feel, I should start again,

No wonder all great people think

alike.

Regards,

Tuli

Awning

I thought one day, why not spend little money

on mongers,

I brought this idea in head of my brother's wife,

she agreed, 

she called me and said, I dont mind,

I said,
how much you have in your account.

Regards,

Tuli