Awol

I am here to serve people who 

need me,

I am not here to make a big show

of helping them and putting them

in deep trouble,

I would like to standby my devotion

to people, I care,

and not to make them feel lonely,

after giving a helping hand.

Regards,

Tuli

Awry

One day while sitting on banks of Kaveri,

I heard a beautiful bird singing Sare Gama Pa,

I wondered, how this bird can sing to which,

I tried and failed long back.

there came a genius and said,

I have freed him just now.

Regards,

Tuli 

have an axe to grind

Once a lawyer came to me, he said,

madam, do you want to fight for your

case, 

I said from where you got this knowledge

that I have a case,

He said madam, 

I heard you talking to a lawyer.

Regards,

Tuli

Axil

Incident's don't connect just talking on them

something is surely connected to form or

structure incidences like this.

Joint work is good but what work are you

with?

Regards,

Tuli

Axiom

Once upon a time a little beautiful girl was

coping with her broken heart,

There came a devil, he told her, if you dont

begin with your heart, 

I am going to take away your mind,

She got confused, she thought heart and mind

both are the same,

and she replied him the same, 

The devil said, if both would had been the

same then why I would have told you to

start.

Regards,

Tuli

Axis

One day my boss asked me to

calculate leave of number of employees

and also feed them electronically.

I went desk to desk for help because

this thing was something new for me,

I felt tired and said to myself,

How many employee's forget things.

Regards,

Tuli

Axle

One day a man came up to me

to say he has a axle to fix thousand

solution.

I asked him, Sir what is the problem.

Regards,

Tuli