Avenue

Complaints are made to bring flimsiness

of something look clear and precise.

If those bits are not taken to consideration

then work of big people or anyone look

small and unworthy.

Regards,

Tuli

Aver

Once upon a time there was

a tree who sheltered farmers,

who tired themselves farming.

I am writing few lines on them,

Plough in  to reap benefit for people

who live for us,

Sweat to lay hands to them who

love us,

Burden the country with great

luxury so that tomorrow when

my wife meets her employer, 

He doesn't get thoughts of fuelling

our germs in their club of leichester,

but thinks of her as their bread winner.

Regards,

Tuli

Average

Yesterday was my friends birthday, I went

there to wish her luck.

She welcomed me with warm greeting,

I felt good to spent my time there with her

family.

At the time of leaving home, she said 

Arpita, I have got something to tell you,

I asked her what, she said,

Your husband is my fiancee now.

Regards,

Tuli

Aversion

When you know there will come

a voluminous aversion,

don't try and fool yourself to

act like a hero,

Give up to the fullest for a never

ending show.

Regards,

Tuli

Avert

There was a promotion near my area,

about some cosmetic products.

I told my mother about it

she did not show any interest,

I told my husband then,

He said darling,

I am glad you

read newspaper nowadays.

Regards,

Tuli

Avian

I took my son for the, "Great Animal

Show"

My son liked King Leo on ramp,

I asked him, why you liked him

and not the elephant,

he said mumma,

Leo has no weight on him.

Regard,

Tuli

Aviary

I had a dream to which I am living,

those days,

when I dreamt,

the story was different and now

the reality has come asking for more,

Dream was to become a star,

Reality is to make everyone look and

be responsible of there own idea.

Regards,

Tuli

Aviation

Tomorrow when my son grows

up and comes to me and says,

Mumma, I am young and handsome

do I get a opportunity of seeing the world,

Mumma replies back saying, 

now, I am not as young as you.

Regards,

Tuli

Aviatior

Once a pilot asked me, may I drop you

to your process.

I said, only if you don't mind,

He said, Madam my job is transporting

flocks from one place to another.

Regards,

Tuli

Avid

Tomorrow when the sun rises

to shower its rays, 

don't say, I have a built problem,

because it has come right on your lap.

Regards,

Tuli

Avionics

Today in India, we are celebrating killing of demons,

The most intelligent and corrupt official of our nation.

His doings was nothing but distribution of hatred, greed

and anger.

His killer was exactly the opposite of his doings,

Look at his fortune, he became a star after killing

the devils head of power distribution,

A past remembrance of our Nation's disgrace in

the hands of a simple man.

Regards,

Tuli

Avocado

My son and me had been to the market

once  to pick fruits and vegetables, 

while marketing he said,
mamma, tomorrow my teacher

has called you in the school its very important,

I said, why did not you inform me prior

He said mamma, 

I too forgot to inform you, If you are not

interested, I tell daddy to join the meet.

I told him son, I too forgot to inform you

that daddy will not be coming home 

for some nights.

Regards,

Tuli

Avocet

A bird of this family brought a

message for its fellow members that,

There wont be king lion in the jungle

tomorrow so have freedom as much as you

want,

Everyone called for a dance the next day,

From somewhere Mr. Lion heard this

message,

He said, its a good time to have feast then,

Regards,

Tuli

Avoid

There was a party at my place

quiet recently,

I had worn a nice saree,

My husband too was wearing 

quiet a decent outfit,

Then came the time of showing

some table manners,

I called the waiter to serve

food for the guest,

He replied back saying,

I am one of the joint member

of the guest committee.

Regards,

Tuli

Avoirdupois

Something to measure to its exact

number seems easy for the authors

or the publishers to decide.

I thought some knowledge and facts are

easily available,

what I knew even the great,

leave somethings on decimal.

Regards,

Tuli

Avow

If the matters don't come straight

then the problem is not something

for you to keep a check on.

Its the responsibility which was

not shouldered as it should have,

Its just any other relationship.

Regards,

Tuli

Avuncular

One day, I met a man he said from tomorrow 

government has announced no tax and no

service,

I thought he is kidding around, 

next day it was in papers.

I thought must be advertisement,

Next morning, I woke up to go to the

market.

I saw the market was running but

stocks were very high.

I thought the article, I read shortly was 

not a advertisement, it was a notice,

I called my agent, 

He was not available,

I called bank,

officers were all busy,

I approached internet,

site was in progress,

I went cold on my feet,

I thought, but, what I thought?

It was just a imagination.

Regards,

Tuli

Awakening

I am in a post of student now,

I am given a job of flying network,

with excellent connectivity and 

double deluxe luxury.

Money much is not given to me,

but all the source is made available

for free.

A puzzle also is put across to me,

I asked my provider what is the 

route,

He said use your visa power.

Regards,

Tuli.

Award

Once a surprize package was sent

at home,

I kept it lying on floor as any other

gift,

After months, I got to knew the gift

was nothing but a authority given

to which,

I was not using for something

worthy.

Regards,

Tuli

Aware

Once on a mike, I heard a announcement,

saying members of respective club,

This is a annnouncement for you that 

everyone has won a privelage gift

with great dividends, 

If you can recollect your surprise investment, please come and

collect your assured gift.

I remembered that, I went ahead to collect

my surprise offer,

The annnouncer was the member himself, he said the rule is

you will have to first mention your deposited amount.

I said it should ideally be 10 lakh.

He said madam, I announced for us giving you

a gift, what I knew you are one who is the

distributor,

Please present this gift to everyone who is the member

of your elite club.

Regards,

Tuli

Awash

Tomorrow when the day comes 

when people inform you or tell you

there is accident in your destiny,

Smile  them back and say 

yeah, you are just near me.

Regards,

Tuli

Away

I thought of a idea of making myself

look little presentable,

only one thing came on my mind was

brighten up hair with a good make up.

equally another thing came on my mind

was, how to invest in this long term project

by making equal profit and adopt this investment
as a lifetime union.

Thinking deeply into it, I came to a idea

of mortgaging my credit card

and making my agent deal with

great management.

Regards,

Tuli

Awesome

I once was called for a interview,

I fared well for indian companies,

I even got a offer letter,

I started working with great enthusiasm,

After six months, my one of my boss

called up and said,

from tomorrow don't eat up my 

brain go help students in your college.

Regards,

Tuli

Aweful

Tomorrow there will come a era

where there will be no common

sense, 

and that time people will start believing

in changing there destiny.

Regards,

Tuli

Awfully

Walking down the street, I saw a dog

brutally beaten,

I came home thinking,

Next day, I saw a cat killed,

I thought that day,

I saw a dog was injured,

today a cat is killed,

what could be the reason,

Next morning, I read in the newspaper,

that a serial killer is found,

and is sentenced for the same,

and there were photographs of

cats and dogs.

Regards,

Tuli

Awhile

Once, I met a engineer repairing his bike,

I asked him when tomorrow comes,

please make your bike wear its 

number plate.

He said, ok, no problem,

next day,

I saw his bike with a nameplate.

But, 

I couldn't see the engineer.

Regards,

Tuli

Awkward

My husband once told me, I am tired of work.

because my workplace is far away from you,

I said, I had chosen that,

He said, I had chosen that too,

then, 

I asked him what is the problem with your choice,

He said, I don't find women like you.

Regards,

Tuli