Friday, December 31, 2010

Au Pair

We appointed a women of similar
category,
I was impressed with her attitude,
Now she is the boss,
I am just a letter of credit.

Regards,


Tuli

Aura

I was called for a dinner once,
I dressed up spending Rs 10,000/-
My husband did not comment on it,
I wondered why he did so,
after three years of my life, I
knew why he allowed,
It was not his money,
It was my money


Regards,


Tuli

Aura

I was called for a dinner once,
I dressed up spending Rs 10,000/-
My husband did not comment on it,
I wondered why he did so,
after three years of my life, I got to
know why he allowed,
It was not his money,
It was my money


Regards,


Tuli

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Aural

My father has got this hearing problem
My husband told me, Its good he has 
got this problem,
I said why you are suggesting that
He said, if he hears sharp you might
loose your share,
I said ok then what I will do, 
I will share my mind with him.


Regards,


Tuli

Aureaole

Last week, I received a letter from my bank
saying my account is held for others to merry on
please advice,
I replied back saying,
My focus was customised, 
I had no other way than making others  think
whatever they wish.


Regards,


Tuli

Au Revoir

I am spreading goodbye to all
who think 2010 has to welcome
2011,
So all you respective members of
2011, Please note the shortfall,
because summer is waiting to hug
you all a big time,
I am anxiously waiting for new arrivals,
Lets see how fare my judgement works
for all newcomers.


Regards,


Tuli

Monday, December 27, 2010

Auricle

There is celebration in air,
which says new year is on hook,
work the auricle to feel
music to merry with,
distract the demon in you and make
others feel the soothe
Layout the ellipse not for your fun
but for others who think life is easy.


Regards,


Tuli

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Aurora Australis

Very recently, I wrote about this word
instead of me writing about the direction
of gases,
I just stop my creativity here by saying
no time for repeatition.


Regards,

Tuli

Aurora Borealis

Lights look great in clubs
to have people flock in,
when people start bringing
fun into action then comes the Aurora Borealis.


Regards,


Tuli

Friday, December 24, 2010

Auspice

One day a lady had come in my dream,
she asked me, what you want as a boon
from me,
I said, do I know you,
She said no but after you tell me
what you want you will surely
recognize me,
I said no thanks, I don't talk to strangers
she insisted,
I said, when you are insisting me so much
for your pleasure,
I would say, In boon, I want nothing.

Regards,


Tuli

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Auspicious

I thought growing about this kind of success
in my past years,
At the end of all my effort, 
One day, I realized, 
It was plain smart work that brings
home reward,
rest is just talk.


Regards,


Tuli

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Aussie

To the earth, I say, I am no more,
To the sand, I say, I am no more,
What will water say,
It will say, I know, you are no more.




Regards,



Tuli

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Austere

There was a time, when I followed
dutifully everything according to 
our standard,
Then one day, I thought, now 
its time to make others do what
I did years back.


Regards,


Tuli

Monday, December 20, 2010

Austerity

I was born in a environment matched to 
this word austerity,
It looked plain and simple to our neighbours
who lived with us, 
but actually their understanding is beyond
ours abc,
In short, what I mean to say is,
I like this word if taken in healthy
and postive way.


Regards,


Tuli 

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Australasian

Once, I had a dinner with a foreigner,
who addressed me as Australasian,
My response was "Hello"
He conversed me talking about their culture,
My response was listening to you, Sir,
At the end, he said, Indians are expensive,
I replied him saying,
please come visit us.


Regards,


Tuli

Australian

I met a Australian with a hat,
he asked me, Madam, where can
I find a hat like this,
I said, Sir, please talk to me
in hindi, I don't understand
what you say,
He repeated those words
again,
I said, Sir, Namaste India.


Regards,

Tuli

Friday, December 17, 2010

Australian Rules

Once a newly married couple asked me
what does  "Australian Rules" means,
I said, please enjoy your happiness,
Her husband forced me, no please madam
tell me, what does it means,
I said, Sir,
please refer to Oxford Dictionary.

Regards

Tuli

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Austrian

There was a place which use to remind me of
austia,
Why?
Because it surprised me with Australia


Regards,


Tuli

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Autarky

As a kid, I use to dream of being
super special in everything I did,
and when I use to fail meet what 
I wanted,
I use to leave the situation
in search of things I liked doing the most,
in short, I use to travel lot of corners
having no money with me.
doing this I got married, and have a
kid son,
now, I would not mind doing the
same thing I did when I was a kid,
but here, things will be little different
to which I left long back.


Regards,


Tuli

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Authentic

Tomorrow there will be a drama, 
on which my husband will play
the lead.
A hero,
whose born again to take revenge of
his wife's sudden death,
The reason of her killing will be
sword tomorrow on her death 
bed.

Regards,


Tuli

Monday, December 13, 2010

Author

Very recently, I have started
a home workshop on making ideas
to change the existing condition
of sports,
It something like, 
Experience a situation and write
about its feeling and not its emotion,
I call it as a burning issue.


Regards,


Tuli

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Authoritarian

I dream't once, people asking for alms 
and support for their living,
I woke up with a shriek,
My husband asked me, what happened,
I said, I was called for a support in my dream.
He said, please go help the needy,
I said, so help me.


Regards,


Tuli  





Saturday, December 11, 2010

Authoritative

Things are fine and neat with me,
I prefer it this way,
since, I am aware of my surrounding,
I will not embarass you showing
new development's at your cost.

Regards,


Tuli

Friday, December 10, 2010

Authority

Last evening, I tried doing this to my friend
sister,
I told her, Please wear your make up fast,
I need to catch a V.T local
She said didi today is sunday.


Regards,


Tuli

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Authorize

Once, I was broke in my struggling
years,
I asked for a favour to my friend
I asked her, leela, why don't you
share your laurels with me.
She said, If I do that you then
you will look like me,
I said true,
but I also replied, 
after knowing it's hidden secret,
I might look like Einstien.


Regards,


Tuli

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Authorized Version

I thought Bible is for them who
love mankind.
I hope, I am not wrong in understanding
its true mean.

Regards,


Tuli

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Autism

Not a time ago, I met someone who 
went through this condition,
He was not very old suffering from
a disease like this,
I asked my husband what is
the cure, He said please don't
trouble him.


Regards,


Tuli

Monday, December 6, 2010

Auto

There will come one day when
birds instead of greeting us morning,
They will say someone else will do
on behalf of us, Let's not wake up
to make sound.
but to make them a foreigner.


Regards,


Tuli

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Autobiography

No one thought a country's art's going to 
bring never ending profit,
few good men carried burden of killing
oneself to try what they truly thought 
would work wonders, we can see
there account shipped in our country's
Flag.

Regards,


Tuli

Autoclave

Just now, I fixed my idea into a flow chart
of my very recent discovery,
My fellow member were impressed with
my handicraft, they asked me to further
process it into action,
It turned out graceful in hands of bodycraft.


Regards,


Tuli

Autocracy

Very recently, I travelled to a known place
with cups of word in my head.
I had gone there thinking of having fun with 
life
but nature forced me to work for the states 
Art and Culture.
I have found a treasure here, I would like my
states military to bring my found treasure
in autocracy.


Regards,


Tuli

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Autocrat

No going on the sands of great treasure,
walking will not be fun,
No going on minds of other people,
there confusion will be your destiny
and life a great mystry.


Regards,



Tuli


Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Autodidact

In neolithic times, man doesnt use
words for pointing things according
to the requirement.
He does it by making proposal
to divert the buyers mind to the
atmospheric pressure,
I am getting to the core details of
strategies and not in my ideologies.


Regards,


Tuli

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Autograph

Nature thought, I am great wonder for
human life.
These many day's I thought,
I am one of them.


Regards,


Tuli



Monday, November 29, 2010

Autoimmune

Is this a disease?
if it is let the world be 
together to help strengthen it's 
mechanism courageously.


Regards,


Tuli

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Automate

My friend once gifted me a problem,
I said, no thank you, 
solve it on your own,
He said, I tried doing it for years
but my energies are at the verge
of collapsing height, please help,
I looked at the problem the 
the solution of the above was
Please have your seat.


Regards,


Tuli

Friday, November 26, 2010

Automated Teller Machine

When this system first came in ,
and we were given to access,
It was like our owned piggie bank,
break it, use it to answer no question,
and now its like keep it to forget it,
because money not controlled then
respect not found either.


Regards,


Tuli


Automatic

One day my son told me, mum you
are growing old now,
please leave me alone.
I said ok.


Regards,


Tuli

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Automatic Pilot

Very recently, I read about my swipe card,
I was amazed with its procedure,
My friend said, you don't even know about it
I said, why don't you pay fine towards me
of not informing thing's in personal.
He replied me back saying,
I am your friend not your business partner.



Regards,


Tuli

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Automation

Wright Brothers discovered a bright thing
by making our brains look like a unit box.
I don't know how much humans have gained
out of it but surely its made our life little simpler
than before anyone could have even thought 
about it.


Regards,


Tuli 

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Automaton

No one thought, tomorrow there will
be a change in the air,
Some thought life is going to be 
simple same like any other person,
Suddenly came air of killing each other,
again, people thought may be out of
ignorance,
But it was birth of a common man who
woke up in disguise,
I wish he remains the same till he lasts for
many more births to come in future.
Let the competition die,
not the man.


Regards,


Tuli

Monday, November 22, 2010

Automobile

One day my husband came from office,
and said Darling, there is surprise for you,
I asked him what is that,
he said, I bought a driver for you,
I asked him what's his name, 
He said driver.
I could'nt understand its meaning,
He said, I bought a driver,
I said thank you.

Regards,

Tuli

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Automotive

When I first learnt to ride cycle,
not a single moment, I remember,
when I fell and got hurt on my knee,
but when I finished taking up courage,
I fell badly on brakes.
In practice, when I rode life,
I experienced one thing, Life is just about
living brakes, which I am not good at.


Regards,


Tuli 

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Autonomous

Tomorrow when my son will grow
up, he will not grow up to be 
Indian,
He will grow up to be son of India.


Regards,


Tuli


Friday, November 19, 2010

Autonomy

Tomorrow there was a article in the
newspaper saying, People are going
to severely get infected by Swine Flew.
It was brought in a public for a month's
mass awareness,
I thought some kind of a talk,
Later, when I checked my bank account,
I found my account at a floating rate,
My manager told me, I hope you are
sincerely aware of its cause,
I said, I am aware of my deposit and
its said agreement, 
but, I am not aware of its division,
He said you must be joking,
I asked him for his Bank account.


Regards,


Tuli


Thursday, November 18, 2010

Autopsy

Once a man told me, I'll find you dead by this
time tomorrow,
I said, you must have dreamt something stupid,
He said, By God, I am going to do that,
I said fine All the Best with that thought,
Next day morning he came to me and
said now die,
I said why,
He said your account is being
given as a treat for others to make savings
for a long period of time,
I said serve me my delight now.


Regards,


Tuli

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Autumn

I was born during autumn,
My mom was very happy having
me as her daughter,
According to them, I helped a lot
in managing their economy,
I got married and conceived a
Baby Boy,
He grew up to be five now,
One day he said Mumma, 
I will grow up to be August and not
summers.


Regards,


Tuli

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Auxiliary

One day a small girl called me saying,
Madam, from tomorrow on there will be
no darkness in your room,
I asked her why is that so,
she said ,
Light is on testing.

Regards,


Tuli

Monday, November 15, 2010

Auxiliary Verb

Money is saying something critical,
Its saying,
Bankers are going to tough
our living by raising inflation for
regulars,
and easy for the borrowers,
Labours should practice wearing
darkness on them because 
inflation is not going to care 
eclipse.

Regards,


Tuli

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Avail

Last monday, I bought four stock
at a rate of 4 billion.
Tomorrow when I went ahead to transact
more on the same stock,
I found no bidder on the list,
Next morning when I woke to open
door for newspaper,
I was captured by media for having highest
number of virgin stock.


Regards,


Tuli

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Available

Man never said he is available,
he said, I am busy,
I never said, I am impossible,
I asked them give me the same 
job.


Regards,


Tuli

Avalanche

No one desires to see themselves in
a embarrasing position,
and no one has that much time to
make everyone look like them.
Real test is not to present yourself
as "Miss India"
Real test is to bring the crown home.


Regards,


Tuli

Monday, November 8, 2010

Avant-Garde

Sometimes, I wonder how new things
come and become so popular.
I brought this thought in many people,
One day doing this,
I came to a conclusion, and it was
Those people are born with blessing's of almighty.


Regards,


Tuli

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Avarice

Having a great adventure once,
when I came home, looked around
my locale, I felt quiet ashamed of
things around me.
I felt regretful of having talents,
I thought what my talents are for 
when I cant make people look like 
me, I thought of giving up my interest's
for my family,
My beginning was shameful, same as 
my surrounding, but I hold my grace
for the idea of "Practice Makes Man Perfect"


Regards,


Tuli

Avaricious

One day, I was very angry on myself,
I came home and started shutting down
all the centres from where I get connected
to people,
My husband came home asking,
why is it that you have to keep yourself
away from people,
I said people are very much interested in
picking snacks which are available in 
cheaper price, but they are not ready
to allow others to enjoy the same.


Regards,


Tuli 

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Avatar

Once a friend advised me, 
why don't you do something
about your personality,
I told her, please advise,
she said why dont you start practicing 
things you like doing,
I said fine, I will try that,
after a month, she met me
and said,
I found some changes in your personality,
I said tell me about that change,
She said you are not the person I
met,
I said, I am divorced.


Regards,

Tuli

Friday, November 5, 2010

Ave Maria

Once my husband quite usually performed
his regular prayer and came to me,
I asked him swami what happened for you 
to wink,
He said, cant I make gestures to my dear
wife,
I said yes, certainly,
He said you know my prayers are turning
into reality,
I asked him how,
He said tomorrow you will come to know
about it,
I said swami, I cant wait for tomorrow 
you please help me to overcome my curiosity,
He said tomorrow is "The day, of having key's
to our new house.

Regards,


Tuli

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Avenge

Once a learned man told me make
life easy and not a footpath for 
people who walk only thinking,
I asked him kindly, Sir, what do you mean,
He said don't work for others,
Enjoy Life.


Regards,


Tuli

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Avenue

Complaints are made to bring flimsiness
of something look clear and precise.
If those bits are not taken to consideration
then work of big people or anyone look
small and unworthy.


Regards,


Tuli

Aver

Once upon a time there was
a tree who sheltered farmers,
who tired themselves farming.
I am writing few lines on them,
Plough in  to reap benefit for people
who live for us,
Sweat to lay hands to them who
love us,
Burden the country with great
luxury so that tomorrow when
my wife meets her employer, 
He doesn't get thoughts of fuelling
our germs in their club of leichester,
but thinks of her as their bread winner.


Regards,



Tuli


Monday, October 25, 2010

Average

Yesterday was my friends birthday, I went
there to wish her luck.
She welcomed me with warm greeting,
I felt good to spent my time there with her
family.
At the time of leaving home, she said 
Arpita, I have got something to tell you,
I asked her what, she said,
Your husband is my fiancee now.


Regards,


Tuli


Sunday, October 24, 2010

Aversion

When you know there will come
a voluminous aversion,
don't try and fool yourself to
act like a hero,
Give up to the fullest for a never
ending show.

Regards,


Tuli

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Avert

There was a promotion near my area,
about some cosmetic products.
I told my mother about it
she did not show any interest,
I told my husband then,
He said darling,
I am glad you
read newspaper nowadays.



Regards,


Tuli

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Avian

I took my son for the, "Great Animal
Show"
My son liked King Leo on ramp,
I asked him, why you liked him
and not the elephant,
he said mumma,
Leo has no weight on him.


Regard,


Tuli

Aviary

I had a dream to which I am living,
those days,
when I dreamt,
the story was different and now
the reality has come asking for more,
Dream was to become a star,
Reality is to make everyone look and
be responsible of there own idea.

Regards,


Tuli

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Aviation

Tomorrow when my son grows
up and comes to me and says,
Mumma, I am young and handsome
do I get a opportunity of seeing the world,
Mumma replies back saying, 
now, I am not as young as you.

Regards,

Tuli



Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Aviatior

Once a pilot asked me, may I drop you
to your process.
I said, only if you don't mind,
He said, Madam my job is transporting
flocks from one place to another.


Regards,


Tuli

Monday, October 18, 2010

Avid

Tomorrow when the sun rises
to shower its rays, 
don't say, I have a built problem,
because it has come right on your lap.


Regards,


Tuli

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Avionics

Today in India, we are celebrating killing of demons,
The most intelligent and corrupt official of our nation.
His doings was nothing but distribution of hatred, greed
and anger.
His killer was exactly the opposite of his doings,
Look at his fortune, he became a star after killing
the devils head of power distribution,
A past remembrance of our Nation's disgrace in
the hands of a simple man.

Regards,


Tuli

Friday, October 15, 2010

Avocado

My son and me had been to the market
once  to pick fruits and vegetables, 
while marketing he said,
mamma, tomorrow my teacher
has called you in the school its very important,
I said, why did not you inform me prior
He said mamma, 
I too forgot to inform you, If you are not
interested, I tell daddy to join the meet.
I told him son, I too forgot to inform you
that daddy will not be coming home 
for some nights.


Regards,


Tuli

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Avocet

A bird of this family brought a
message for its fellow members that,
There wont be king lion in the jungle
tomorrow so have freedom as much as you
want,
Everyone called for a dance the next day,
From somewhere Mr. Lion heard this
message,
He said, its a good time to have feast then,

Regards,

Tuli





Avoid

There was a party at my place
quiet recently,
I had worn a nice saree,
My husband too was wearing 
quiet a decent outfit,
Then came the time of showing
some table manners,
I called the waiter to serve
food for the guest,
He replied back saying,
I am one of the joint member
of the guest committee.


Regards,


Tuli

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Avoirdupois

Something to measure to its exact
number seems easy for the authors
or the publishers to decide.
I thought some knowledge and facts are
easily available,
what I knew even the great,
leave somethings on decimal.

Regards,

Tuli

Avow

If the matters don't come straight
then the problem is not something
for you to keep a check on.
Its the responsibility which was
not shouldered as it should have,
Its just any other relationship.


Regards,


Tuli

Monday, October 11, 2010

Avuncular

One day, I met a man he said from tomorrow 
government has announced no tax and no
service,
I thought he is kidding around, 
next day it was in papers.
I thought must be advertisement,
Next morning, I woke up to go to the
market.
I saw the market was running but
stocks were very high.
I thought the article, I read shortly was 
not a advertisement, it was a notice,
I called my agent, 
He was not available,
I called bank,
officers were all busy,
I approached internet,
site was in progress,
I went cold on my feet,
I thought, but, what I thought?
It was just a imagination.


Regards,

Tuli

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Awakening

I am in a post of student now,
I am given a job of flying network,
with excellent connectivity and 
double deluxe luxury.
Money much is not given to me,
but all the source is made available
for free.
A puzzle also is put across to me,
I asked my provider what is the 
route,
He said use your visa power.


Regards,


Tuli.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Award

Once a surprize package was sent
at home,
I kept it lying on floor as any other
gift,
After months, I got to knew the gift
was nothing but a authority given
to which,
I was not using for something
worthy.


Regards,


Tuli

Friday, October 8, 2010

Aware

Once on a mike, I heard a announcement,
saying members of respective club,
This is a annnouncement for you that 
everyone has won a privelage gift
with great dividends, 
If you can recollect your surprise investment, please come and
collect your assured gift.
I remembered that, I went ahead to collect
my surprise offer,
The annnouncer was the member himself, he said the rule is
you will have to first mention your deposited amount.
I said it should ideally be 10 lakh.
He said madam, I announced for us giving you
a gift, what I knew you are one who is the
distributor,
Please present this gift to everyone who is the member
of your elite club.


Regards,


Tuli


Thursday, October 7, 2010

Awash

Tomorrow when the day comes 
when people inform you or tell you
there is accident in your destiny,
Smile  them back and say 
yeah, you are just near me.


Regards,



Tuli



Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Away

I thought of a idea of making myself
look little presentable,
only one thing came on my mind was
brighten up hair with a good make up.
equally another thing came on my mind
was, how to invest in this long term project
by making equal profit and adopt this investment
as a lifetime union.
Thinking deeply into it, I came to a idea
of mortgaging my credit card
and making my agent deal with
great management.



Regards,


Tuli

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Awesome

I once was called for a interview,
I fared well for indian companies,
I even got a offer letter,
I started working with great enthusiasm,
After six months, my one of my boss
called up and said,
from tomorrow don't eat up my 
brain go help students in your college.


Regards,


Tuli

Monday, October 4, 2010

Aweful

Tomorrow there will come a era
where there will be no common
sense, 
and that time people will start believing
in changing there destiny.


Regards,


Tuli

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Awfully

Walking down the street, I saw a dog
brutally beaten,
I came home thinking,
Next day, I saw a cat killed,
I thought that day,
I saw a dog was injured,
today a cat is killed,
what could be the reason,
Next morning, I read in the newspaper,
that a serial killer is found,
and is sentenced for the same,
and there were photographs of
cats and dogs.


Regards,


Tuli

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Awhile

Once, I met a engineer repairing his bike,
I asked him when tomorrow comes,
please make your bike wear its 
number plate.
He said, ok, no problem,
next day,
I saw his bike with a nameplate.
But, 
I couldn't see the engineer.

Regards,


Tuli

Friday, October 1, 2010

Awkward

My husband once told me, I am tired of work.
because my workplace is far away from you,
I said, I had chosen that,
He said, I had chosen that too,
then, 
I asked him what is the problem with your choice,
He said, I don't find women like you.


Regards,


Tuli

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Awl

One day, I found a nail in the corridor,
I ignored it.
Next day same nail was kept
in the corridor.
I ignored it.
Third day, same story.
Fourth day, I happened to ask
the society watchman,
why the dirt has not been cleared
from the corridor, 
He said this is not my part of the
job.


Regards,


Tuli

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Awn

I thought when my baby was born,
I got a great helping hand and my
future is secure seeing his intelligence,
But, now I feel, I should start again,
No wonder all great people think
alike.

Regards,


Tuli

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Awning

I thought one day, why not spend little money
on mongers,
I brought this idea in head of my brother's wife,
she agreed, 
she called me and said, I dont mind,
I said,
how much you have in your account.


Regards,


Tuli

Monday, September 27, 2010

Awol

I am here to serve people who 
need me,
I am not here to make a big show
of helping them and putting them
in deep trouble,
I would like to standby my devotion
to people, I care,
and not to make them feel lonely,
after giving a helping hand.


Regards,


Tuli

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Awry

One day while sitting on banks of Kaveri,
I heard a beautiful bird singing Sare Gama Pa,
I wondered, how this bird can sing to which,
I tried and failed long back.
there came a genius and said,
I have freed him just now.

Regards,

Tuli 

Saturday, September 25, 2010

have an axe to grind

Once a lawyer came to me, he said,
madam, do you want to fight for your
case, 
I said from where you got this knowledge
that I have a case,
He said madam, 
I heard you talking to a lawyer.


Regards,


Tuli

Friday, September 24, 2010

Axil

Incident's don't connect just talking on them
something is surely connected to form or
structure incidences like this.
Joint work is good but what work are you
with?

Regards,

Tuli

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Axiom

Once upon a time a little beautiful girl was
coping with her broken heart,
There came a devil, he told her, if you dont
begin with your heart, 
I am going to take away your mind,
She got confused, she thought heart and mind
both are the same,
and she replied him the same, 
The devil said, if both would had been the
same then why I would have told you to
start.

Regards,


Tuli


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Axis

One day my boss asked me to
calculate leave of number of employees
and also feed them electronically.
I went desk to desk for help because
this thing was something new for me,
I felt tired and said to myself,
How many employee's forget things.

Regards,


Tuli

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Axle

One day a man came up to me
to say he has a axle to fix thousand
solution.
I asked him, Sir what is the problem.


Regards,


Tuli

Monday, September 20, 2010

Ayatollah

Hard work of all fellow citizen
is blessed, and are called
here to honour them personally.
All love and waiting, I take this
labour in my stride.


Regards,


Tuli

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Aye

Aye Aye this is me, 
don't you dare avoid me,
I have come from Heaven's
to teach you a rhyme.

I am your new teacher please
stand up and repeat things, I 
teach you everyone leaving home with
my baby siddhant.

Aye Aye this is me, c'mmon
now say,

I am Ram, I am a good boy,
I llisten to my mother, eat her
lunch, Obey her and keep my 
mind onto her feet to become a 
big boy.

Aye Aye this is your new teacher.


Regards,


Tuli

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Azalea

A flower whose life is like a smile
Very attractive and very short,
Her scent is charm for others
same like her presence.
I am gifting you my smile, because,
I am yet not big enough,
to gift you a flower.


Regards,


Tuli

Friday, September 17, 2010

Azimuth

I say my love for you is measured looking
at the horizon, My friend correct me
saying then don't look at the horizon,
I asked him why you are saying me
this, 
He said your love is more than
just measurement's

Regards,


Tuli

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Here's life want to pick it

Once upon a time there was 
boy who thought living life
will bring happiness to him.
He honestly practiced this 
policy without any argument
or debate.
One fine day, He met life
and his life was full luggage
and left strayed to attract
someone who could take
charge of it.


Regards,


Tuli

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Aztec



One day a man asked me

Madam, Do you know my name.
Madam replied, Pardon me,
He asked me once again, 
Madam do you know my name,
I finally replied 
I am not very good with English.


Regards,


Tuli

Please, I beg your pardon

I called thousand times to cloud's 
and wind's
Can you listen to me,
They said, Is Route Ki Sabhi Line
Wyast Hain Kripya Thodi Der
Baad Call Kare.

Regards,


Tuli

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

I very well remember my past days

One day my friend told me you look
very tired and boring.
I answered him back saying,
you looked the same when you
met me.


Regards,


Tuli

Monday, September 13, 2010

Azure

The Bright Blue colour reminds me
of a dangerous ambition where
your mind takes charge of 
life, which means, 
There is death, 
I know almighty but do you
know,
There's also sacrifice. 


Regards,


Tuli


Sunday, September 12, 2010

My Quite Weekend

Electronic weekend with silence
and fun.
No work so no complain,
Great to have days like these
where mind has nothing much
to work on, 
Great ease Quite holiday.


Regards,


Tuli


Friday, September 10, 2010

Complimentry Enclosure

Once a daughter told her aunty,
Oh aunty, I look like you now,
Aunty said, 
Thanks for complimenting
me with your charm.



Regards,



Tuli

Thursday, September 9, 2010

I want to lease my mind

I thought wearing a mind brings
elegance to one's life.
What does one know's that
it accompanies trouble alongwith.


Regards,


Tuli

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

A Well Wisher

A strong message of emotion,
to which there is no way for
me to express a thanksgiving.
I am working every minute to reach
that race, 
The moment, I know,
am somewhere close to this
hypnotism.
I will try making my well wisher's
practice this same bridge on someone
like me.

Regards,


Tuli


Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Horsepower

The atmosphere is travelling to
meet a substance 
where human are already existing.
How do, I break in to that
network to show there are
equal force here to meet that
existance.
The criteria to meet here is clear,
what about the entrance, 
should I wait or move on,
that's a puzzle.


Regards,


Tuli